so i've heard some nasty rumors lately about my mom.
i've heard things like, "she's fat." or "she's ugly." one time, i even heard her compared to Paul Bunyan's ox. also people use her name synonymously with the Grand Canyon. i just want to say, "dude, these are lies."
i don't like lies.
so, in an effort to clear up these rumors i would like to talk about something else. YOUR mom.
your mom is a piece of crap. how do i know this? I thought you might ask. click below.
i like this video because it is not a rumor. it is not hearsay. here is proof. solid, unchanging proof.
now don't get offended by this. don't spill your lucky charms on the floor just because your mom isn't the warmest cookie in the oven. even if you don't get the connection between lucky charms and cookies, just don't get angry about this. i'm not here to offend, but to make a rebuttal. my mom was attacked, and the only way to get back at the system is to attack your mom.
i'm not a part of your system.
(your mom is a part of the system)
